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# Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
 
# Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
 
# Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
 
# Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
# Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
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# Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical-mile per hour = Knotfurlong
# 16.5 feet in theTwilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
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# 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
 
# Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
 
# Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
 
# 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
 
# 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
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# Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
 
# Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
 
# 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
 
# 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
# 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
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# 1-million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
# 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
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# 2-million bicycles = 2 megacycles
 
# 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
 
# 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
 
# 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
 
# 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds