Changes

# Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

# Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

# Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

# Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

# Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

# Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical-mile per hour = Knotfurlong

# 16.5 feet in theTwilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling

# 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling

# Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

# Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

# 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

# 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

# Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

# Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

# 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

# 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

# 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

# 1-million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

# 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

# 2-million bicycles = 2 megacycles

# 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

# 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

# 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

# 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds